“I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.” — Woody Allen
Me, too. Well, even when milk comes out of my nose. Or maybe even especially when it does.
Cleveland, 1984
Tom: Have you seen the crackers?
Me: I just saw Linda putting cheese on one.
Tom: Man, why don’t those people change their last names when they come over to this country?
Still smiling over that one.
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